Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

"what that mouth do babygirl?"

cast spells. invoke the ancients. and hurt your feelings probably

i got really sad when i realized these were separate signs and that i will never be able to go to psychic jimmy john's